by Skylar Wishes
Your friend has annoyed you on their birthday? Now it's time you want to annoy him. When your friend's birthday is coming, you know that this is one occasion where you should do some damage to him / her with your sarcastic and clever comments. Here are some fun and hilarious birthday wishes for a friend which we have compiled in this article for you. These sarcastic and funny birthday wishes will make you feel better and also will help you to express your anger. So if you wish to show your witty side to him / her, then you can use these sarcastic birthday wishes to give your friends a hard time on their birthdays without actually hurting them.
It's your birthday but you haven't even gone out partying! You're so stingy, it's no surprise you haven't got anyone to celebrate with yet. Happy birthday.
When you're moving closer to death, what is the point of celebrating your birthday? Anyways, happy birthday!
There's a whole bunch of sex dolls for your birthday, you horny creep. You'd better hope they're pretty, because I'm tired of you and your constant horniness. Happy birthday!
Hey friend, I would choose to get 100 million dollars over you, even though I love you very much. Happy birthday.
If you try to spend more than you should on your birthday, your heart will break. Happy Birthday to my friend!
It's a mystery how someone as extroverted as you became my friend. It doesn't matter; you are a friend of mine now, and happy birthday!
I won't give you a birthday cake if you don't cut your weight. Happy birthday to my friend!
My life was good when I didn't know you and I think it will never be again. Happy Birthday, you are the reason of my pain.
Happy birthday to the friend who does everything and knows nothing. You're an asshole, and I love you.
There is no sign of maturity in you even after many birthdays. Will god spare me from you? Happy birthday to the loveliest person!
You are a good friend and one of the most handsome. I have nothing to do with real-life events when I say that. Happy birthday to my friend!
I can't believe that your birthday is tomorrow and here I am still thinking about it. I have a gift for you. It's the first one I ever made. It was a long time ago, back in the days when I used to make stuff.
I would have forgotten about your birthday if Facebook hadn't reminded me of it. Happy birthday in advance.
Your friendship means more than anything. You are a moron and I don't know why you are my friend. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you! I have no idea what you want for your birthday. I hope you get something you like, but I can't help you if you don't tell me what it is.
Happy Birthday, old friend! I don't know how you got so much bigger, but I'm sure you deserve it for all the trouble you've caused me.
You look so happy today. But all that glitters is not gold! Happy birthday!
Oh, you're such an idiot. A friend doesn't need a wish like this. If anything, she needs a slap in the face. Happy birthday.
If you were a man, I would kiss you. If you were a woman, I would hold you. But since you're neither, let's just hope for a better day than today! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! It's good to know that there's someone in your life who will always be there for you even when you're not there for them.
Here's a little something special for you…I've just written your name on my hand, and I'm going to wear this hand out in all kinds of ways! Have a great birthday, friend!
I don't know how you're still alive. What are you doing on this planet? Happy birthday!
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your life is going to suck.
What's so special about you? Other than your birth date, that is. Happy birthday, my dear.
Just to let you know, it's going to be a really tough day. But if you'll work hard, things will get better.
No matter how hard you try, I know you'll never be as smart as I am.
You don't have to be my best friend anymore, so I'm afraid you'll always be a little jealous of my relationship with your boyfriend.
Happy birthday, my dear friend! I hope you'll be happy in the next decade!
Happy Birthday! I hope you get what you deserve for being such a useless piece of shit.
If I'm the only one who doesn't think you're an idiot, you're just a lousy friend.
Happy Birthday, asshole! You think you're so smart, but you're just another stupid loser!
You're so annoying! And who do you think you are, anyway?
I don't need you to remind me of what I already know. Happy birthday, friend.
You're so stupid, you'll never learn anything! Happy birthday, stupid!
You're a selfish, arrogant , stupid bastard. Happy birthday, you overgrown baby.
I hate you, and I hope you die. Happy birthday to the most pathetic human being in the world!
You are an awful person and you need to stop being so mean. You are the worst friend ever. I don't want to be friends with you anymore. We've been best friends for years, but now it's time to move on.
Happy birthday to my friend. I'm so happy that we're still friends.
May your next year be full of laughter and fun, with good friends and plenty of cake.
Sorry, but I have nothing nice to say about you.
I wish you all the best, but I really don't like you very much.
Let's not be friends anymore. You're a terrible friend and I can't stand your attitude.
Without a doubt, you're the worst person in the world. Happy birthday. I'm not saying this to hurt you. I just want to let you know that I'm glad I have someone to share my birthday with.
You're a disgrace to humanity! I hope you're the one that gets cancer!
Happy birthday, my friend. Your day is going to be filled with sadness and misery.
You're a bad person. Why do you deserve to have a birthday?
Lastly, happy birthday, asshole! You are the most annoying person in the world. I hope you die! It's time for me to get away from you. I don't know why, but you make me so uncomfortable.
You're a worthless human being, and I wish I was never born. Happy birthday, you bastard.
You don't need a friend like me anymore. I'm not your friend. I don't need you anymore. I have to move on and leave you behind. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! You are such a miserable, selfish, disgusting person.
I don't want to be with you anymore. I don't want to say anything nice about you, so I won't. Happy birthday to you!
I don't know why, but I thought you were really funny when we were kids. Happy Birthday, you know-it-all
Happy Birthday, you little worm.
There are two types of people in the world. Some people are happy on their birthdays and some people go underground. You know very well what kind of person you are. Happy birthday!
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About Skylar Wishes
Skylar Wishes is a gifted writer who enjoys writing inspirational quotes and messages that uplift and motivate others. She has a passion for helping people to see their own potential and to reach their highest aspirations. Her words are simple, but they carry a lot of weight.