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30+ Funny Happy Wedding Anniversary Wishes to Sister

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30+ Funny Happy Wedding Anniversary Wishes to Sister
30+ Funny Happy Wedding Anniversary Wishes to Sister

Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes to Sister

Funny Anniversary Wishes To Sister
Funny Anniversary Wishes To Sister

You got together like two beans in a pod! Joy forever!

Congrats for signing your life away…

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband!

Married life is like a walk in the park. Jurassic park!

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.

Weddings are not for the faint-hearted – ask my bank manager… Have a great day!

Marriage is the juncture where SPENDING TIME WITH FRIENDS morphs from being a reality into being a wishful dream.

Before marriage – fun in bed. After marriage – fight in bed.

Congratulations for signing up for marriage – the most amazing way how love fuelled cuddles morph into anger fuelled arguments.

In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck for your tight rope act.

After your wedding, your relationship status on Facebook will change from single to married while your real life’s status will change from being available to being always busy. Congratulations.

On your wedding day today, you have now become two from one. Does that mean I will get two birthday gifts from you both every year?

Congratulations – you just paid for a whole bunch of your friends and family to have the biggest party of their lives.

I cancelled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free booze was just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.

I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations.

I wanted to get you a life preserver as a wedding gift just in case.

The only difference between marriage and stupidity is that marriage is expensive while stupidity comes free of cost. Congratulations for being expensively stupid.

The person who refused to take a holiday with his friends because it was too expensive, is now blowing up all his money on his grand wedding. Welcome to married life buddy. Congratulations.

There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.

A happy marriage depends on spouses saying this simple phrase, “Yes Dear.”

Congratulations on convincing your lovely bride to settle on you – Beauty and the Beast.

I couldn’t be happier for you signing your life away.

It’s so wonderful seeing you awash with sweet smiles as you sign your marriage contract, soon you will wear same smiles as you sign your annulment papers. Congratulations anyway.

Getting married is like killing yourself. Why the lavish wedding when you can simply hang yourself. Happy Wedding!

Wait! Do you really want to sign that marriage contract knowing that it has no expiration period? Enjoy your wedding.

At first, sweet moments, kisses and hugs fill the air; soon the sweet nothings and lovely whispers give room for arguments which disappear for quarrel and total war. Congratulations!

I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains…a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!

You haven’t just tied the knot with your wife today, you have tied ropes on your legs too. Congratulations on your wedding.

There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.

Your wedding signals the change of status in your life. Your relationship status on Facebook will change from single to married while your real life’s status will change from being available to being busy.

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